Corrupt A Wish

[latrodectus]

Enjoying crushing others dreams? You will respond to the wish above you but include a clause. Then add your own wish for someone else to crush.

Example:

User1 - "I wish I had a million wishes."

User 2 - "Granted, but the only wish you can wish for is more wishes. I wish I had a pony."

User 3 - "Granted but its taxidermy. I wish i could teleport."

and repeat forever...

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I'll start; I wish for a snow/blizzard week where no one can get to work but we all get paid.

 

[Cedric]

Granted, but you will never ever be able to leave your house.

I wish I would have the power to fly.

 

[Sparr]

Granted, but you will never ever be able to leave your house.

I wish I would have the power to fly.

Wish granted but you would be locked in a cage.

I wish I could have the power of telepathy.

 

[Arantor]

Granted, but now you can hear every single thought from everyone around you, unfiltered, regardless of whether it's pleasant or not.

I wish I could I have more wishes.

 

[latrodectus]

I wish I could I have more wishes.

Granted but the only thing you can wish for is more wishes.


I wish I had someone to cook me a hearty breakfast every morning before work.

 

[Cedric]

Granted but the only thing you can wish for is more wishes.


I wish I had someone to cook me a hearty breakfast every morning before work.

Granted, but that is the only meal you have in a day.

I wish for a million dollars!

 

[Strawberry]

Granted, but that is the only meal you have in a day.

I wish for a million dollars!

Granted, but you are unable to spend or withdraw it from your bank account.

I wish I could see into the future.

 

[guyyanthony]

Granted, but you will always have nightmares of the future.

i wish i could grant a nice wish, instead of a bad wish

 

[Arantor]

Granted, just it does nothing whatsoever.

I wish I didn't have to spend a lot of money getting home today.

 

[guyyanthony]

Granted, but you will have less money.
i wish for a for a fast car.